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As I drive home from work and various things during the day, I realise about ten or so minutes into the traveling that I have no music or radio on. I usually shrug it off and keep driving, while thinking about various subjects all of which are usually very deep. By the time I get home I feel relieved and my mind is clear.

Today I thought of something. Do people have deep thoughts while listening to music on the radio as well? Do they need some silence to calm their ADD like mind while driving? Even if they have music on do they feel relieved, and mentally fresh when they get home?

Help me! This thought is haunting me! ><

Mentally Confused Wannabe Psychoanalyst

M.C.W.P.,

I've long suspected that this idea was dead.  If it's an idea that's been with you for some time, it's nowwonder that it chose to linger with you after passing on.

For too long now, ideas like this have been dropping like flies because of neglect.  Fortunatly, since there's no body attached to most ideas, restoring its life is comparetivly easy.  It's never too late to give an idea the attention that it needs.

~Kevin

 

I was wondering whether there is a course anywhere in the world on understanding little sisters and their friends...

justanother13yearold

Well Justan,

This is a question that has baffled scientists for years.  Your best bet best shot is a liberal dose of marshmallows.

~Kevin

 

Kevin / Cheese Person,

I know this isn't really advice but I am still torn and confused. How do fax machines work? I don't understand how one image can go from right in front of me to flying across the US and print somewhere else? It has to be magic, right?

Confused in SD

Confused,

You're absolutely right.  All electronics work by magic.  This is something I've talked about some time ago, and will probably expand on in the future.  For now, you'll have to settle for what I've already written so that I can shamelessly plug my own archives.

~Kevin

 

New T. ~ 1/27/2006

I've decided that New Things ought to be posted here on the main page before being hidden away on the news page.  Why?  'Cause I know some of you won't see them otherwise..  You know who you are.

Also, I'll continue to make these posts a different color in the future so you can tell them apart and skip over them if you really don't care.  This is more for those of us who forget things that don't appear right in front of us.

 

12/10/2005

Mr. Cheese stick man thing,

Is it possible to have a mechanical squirrel tail attached to your tail bone and have some nerves wound around it so that you can control it? I just thought that could be a rather cool thing to have. Plus it would make the uber coolest belt if need be.

[no sender listed]

Mr. or Ms. person,

Sure it's possible. They haven't really caught on yet in our galaxy, but mechanical/prosthetic tails are all the rage in Andromeda. If you think it's worth the trip, you just might start a new trend here.

~Kevin

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Kevin,

I'm offended by cheese products.

Never coming back

Never,

I try to be open minded, but I'm afraid there's no hope for you. I wish you luck in your search for a second opinion, as I know you're not coming back to read this.

~Kevin

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Hey Man,

Something weird is happening to my head. The back of my throat hurts and my nose is starting to leak this weird fluid. Is my head starting to dissolve? How do I stop it?

Melting

Don't panic, Melting.

You aren't actually coming apart. That's just your body's natural reaction to inhaling tiny particles of something that it doesn't like. Just stop letting them in, and whatever is already there will work its way out in a day or two.

~Kevin

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Mr. Cheese Man?

My friend down the street gets a dollar from the tooth fairy every time he loses a tooth. But I only get a quarter. Do I have grounds to sue?

Poor and Toothless

Sorry Toothless,

Your argument won't hold up in court. It's not discrimination; it's a matter of exchange rates. Since pixies like the Tooth Fairy are so much smaller than us, their national boundaries are a lot closer together and a little more random than our own. Even though you live down the street, she probably crossed 2 or 3 borders between your homes. You could try moving your bed across the room or leaving your teeth in a different room. As a warning, the Tooth Fairy cannot legally accept your teeth from under your friend's pillow.

~Kevin

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